It's possible that this guy is bad news. I mean, he commands the respect of the spike pig.
You aren't a man-serpent
Obviously I can still use the Man-Serpent Greatsword, though, because
#cultural appropriation
They don't even attack with it! They hit you with their necks!
#anthropocentrism
OK, this parody has gone on long enough because social justice and intersectionality really are important concerns even though they get abused, like every philosophical concept, by the ignorant and the cruel.